Meanwhile, in stupid fashion photography news:

Why is this woman walking through the woods with fancy luggage?




I don’t know, I said. I guess I forgot how insane she is.

What do you mean forgot?

Well, she’s been living with her Dad. It was just supposed to be a visit but…you know.

No, what?

They fell in love! L’amour! Happiness! All that shit. I couldn’t bear to separate them.



Oh, we’re done, they said.

We couldn’t possibly carry on now that Glenn’s dead, they said. And yet, here they are again, godammit!

Seriously, how many are going to have to die before they just.go. AWAY?

The Eagles Announce New Tour Dates


As expected, the Eagles are following their appearances at the Classic East/West festivals with tour dates, four of which were announced Monday (with more likely to follow). “An Evening With the…