1. Because Neil is the only being in the cosmos who is a bigger Sagan fangirl than you.
2. Because peer pressure doesn’t work on him.
3. Because he’s always looking out for you.
4. Because his selfie game is too strong.
5. Because to him, science is an art.
7. And is also a very effective fry stealer, perfecting his technique over decades.
8. Because he can read your sign baby.
9. Because NdT knows what free speech really means.
10. Because he scientifically proved that LA is the worst.
11. Because this is his sick ass ride.
12. Because his bowtie senpai is your other hero.
13. Because he’s trying to make it as easy as possible for intelligent life to find us.
14. Because he proved that cool guys can look at explosions.