People who commit minor crimes, like smoking or possessing marijuana in states that haven’t legalized it yet, are going to pay a small fine.
People who commit hugely harmful crimes are going to work for the community and people they’ve hurt: they’re going to clean the parks and roadsides and shovel and mow grass and clean windows and do shit work every day. Every.Day. Forever.
People who hurt animals are going to be subject to the same treatment they’ve inflicted.
People who sexually abuse children get the death penalty, since the rate of recidivism is so great. However, this will be done quickly, undramatically, and without an audience.