a man driving a little blue car emblazoned with this statement:
“Heaven is perfect. You are unworthy. Jesus is your only option.”
And I thought, “Hmmmm, maybe so.” And then I looked to see if it was a guy I used to know from church who used to nag me whenever I skipped a Sunday, yet who suddenly disappeared when we got a new gay priest (for whom I advocated).
You know what’s coming next, right?